收集朋友圈沙雕句子 我是中国非著名日常生活屁大点事分享家

冷吗 冷就对了 因为你现在刷到了白雪公主的朋友圈

Is it cold? Yes, it is, because you’re on Snow White’s circle of friends

无论你现在状态多糟糕 皮肤有多不好 效率有多低下 只要你能做到连续一个月十点之前睡觉 我本人在这里给你保证 我保证 你做不到

No matter how bad you are, how bad your skin is, how inefficient you are, as long as you can get to bed by 10:00 in a month, I’m here to make sure of it, I promise, you can’t

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不是我爱熬夜,而是黑夜需要我这颗璀璨的星

Not that I like to stay up late, but the night needs me this bright star

我是中国非著名日常生活屁大点事分享家

I’m China’s not-so-famous Everyday life-big-deal sharer

小朋友 你是否有很多问号 为什么 快过年了你还没人要

Children, do you have many question marks, why, Fast New Year you have no one to want

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研究显示 每晚睡前一小时喝一杯热牛奶 会比不喝牛奶的人多花几块钱

Studies show that people who drink a cup of hot milk an hour before going to bed each night will pay a few dollars more than those who don’t

因为珍珠是美容的 牛奶是补钙的 茶是养生的 珍珠奶茶美容补钙又养生 不喝不是人

Because Pearl is beauty, milk is calcium, tea is health, Pearl Milk Tea beauty calcium and health, not drinking is not a person

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我现在的经济状况:找快递盒里好评返现的纸条

My current financial situation: looking for a return receipt in a delivery box

今天我去看心理医生, 医生说,你不是抑郁症,你是真的惨

I went to the shrink today, and he said, “you’re not depressed. You’re really depressed. “

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用弹弓打鸟,偷菜去烧烤,多么美好

Shooting birds with a slingshot, stealing vegetables for a barbecue. How Nice

手滑打开美团外卖:oh 这真是天意 手滑打开keep:不好意思点错了

Hand-sliding Open Meituan takeout: Oh, this is heaven. hand-sliding open

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你喜欢什么颜色:酸辣粉

What color do you like: Hot and sour powder

快睡吧 我不想在水滴筹上看到你

Go to sleep. I don’t want to see you on drip chips

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