听闻先生治家有方,余生愿闻其详
I’d like to hear more about how you run your family for the rest of your life
全世界的大人,一个人的小朋友
All the grown-ups in the world, one man’s little friend
诺,就是下面那个小傻子打破了我孤独终老的计划
Norm, it was that little twit down there who broke my plan to end up alone
以后你的瓶盖都是我来拧
I’M GONNA be the one to twist the cap off your bottle
这个星球偶尔脆弱,而我也偶尔想与你沉没
This planet is occasionally fragile, and I occasionally want to sink with you
大抵知心有庭树,亭亭一如你风致
In general, there are intimate trees, pavilions as you elegant
大家好,今天脱单,明天开始穿两件
Hi, everybody. Today you’re single, tomorrow you’re wearing two
我本来要行走江湖的,看到你我觉得该停了
I was GONNA go on a road trip, but when I saw you, I thought I’d stop
山河远阔,人间烟火,无一是你,无一不是你
Mountains and rivers far away, the world of fireworks, none is you, none is not you
这个世界乱糟糟的,而你干干净净,可以悬在我的心上,作太阳和月亮
The world is a mess, and you’re clean enough to hang over my heart like the Sun and the moon
从粗粝的一生中榨尽所有温柔,悉数奉献于你,我仍觉不够
It is not enough for me to give you all the tenderness I could squeeze out of a rough life
糖醋排骨很好吃,可我最爱的还是大猪蹄子
Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is the big pig’s feet
希望我这个小朋友,能让你难忘又牵挂
I hope this little friend of mine can make you unforgettable and care for