事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样
Hindsight is 20/20. Hindsight is 20/20
东方不亮西方亮，憨批啥样你啥样
The East is not bright, the West is bright, Han Pi what kind of you like
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年年岁岁不挂科，朝朝暮暮有帅哥
Every year without fail, day in and day out there are handsome men
我在前面唱跳 你在后面上吊
I’ll sing and dance in the front, you hang yourself in the back
我当了小三儿 成了傍尖儿 这事儿没法翻片儿
I became Kozō, I became a gold digger, and there was no turning back
你牛你牛你最牛 踩着板凳上月球
You Go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go
孤山寺北贾亭西，真的好想吃炸鸡
Gushan Temple North Jia Tingxi, really want to eat fried chicken
春眠不觉晓 有点小烦恼 大家下午好 不好也拉倒
I awake light-hearted this morning of spring
月亮不睡你不睡，你是一个秃头
The Moon doesn’t sleep, you don’t sleep, you’re bald
今天的我你爱理不理 明天的我还要找你
Today’s me you ignore, tomorrow’s me to look for you
我在前面PK 你在后面装乌龟
I’ll take the front, you take the back
判断一个男孩的品味好坏，就跟他谈恋爱，如果他不肯，说明品味还可以
To judge a boy’s taste, to fall in love with him, and if he doesn’t, that means he has good taste
别的女孩换衣服：轻解罗裳；我换衣服：给猪松绑
And ‘mid the fading fragrance
